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Poetry Corner

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Town Hall Song

Old Stone

Problem Solved

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Stuart Coupe's song was spookily accurate with its predictions following the September 2006 Council resolution it seems. The Council's second Old Town Hall Advisory Group chaired by Roger Patterson was abolished, 'job not done' in October 2007. Since that time people have struggled to be allowed to book the Old Town Hall - particularly the upper floor - a floor that was resolved to be let out for community use after September 2006. As it turns out, Horsham's Theatre 48 could have stayed occupying the upper floor for the last three and a half years - even with paying nothing at all. It would not have cost the local taxpayer any extra and Horsham's amateur theatre might still be in better shape today. - Ed. 
 

Town Hall Song

 

I know that it sounds rather queer

But I’m filled with brilliant ideas

In a flash of lightning

It’s really quite frightening

But my brilliance should be revered

 

And knowing I have this condition

I feel I’m filled with a mission

To take high command

Of the ills of this land

Become a local Horsham politician

 

I’ve ideas for great education

For health and for transportation

Terrorist peace

No ozone gas released

Rid poverty from every nation

 

But there’s one problem proving too hard

It’s right here in my own backyard

I approach it with caution

Whilst voting in Horsham

It renders my brain cells to lard

 

Chorus:

What shall we do with Old Town Hall?

What shall we do with Old Town Hall?

What shall we do with Old Town Hall?

I know! Let’s do bu**er all!

 

My wisdom turns on like a font

Like my idea for a restaurant

Bangers and mash

Will rake him in cash

Though its what nobody wants

 

There isn’t much I do not know

Of music, I’m telling you so,

Jazz folk and Pop

Though Horsham’s got the lot

I prefer to keep Status Quo

 

I’ve another idea that’s quite bold

Lets leave the place empty and cold

Don’t start complaining

It’s so entertaining

For dry rot and fungus and mould

 

Perhaps the tactic that I’m missing

Is that I should do bottom licking

Where shall I begin

With my sleaze and schumzing

Up to someone that’s got lots of kitchens

 

One thing before I up and run

After voting, Sirs and Madams

Remember my name

You’ll hear it ‘gain and again

It’s councillor Sweet Fanny Adams.

 

Stuart Coupe September 2006

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I was sitting in Forest school enjoying some stunning performances from local musicians during the last Aardvark Music night (26/03/2010 - usually held in the Old Town Hall) and looking at the white plaster board walls, covering concrete and steel I couldn't help wondering about all the things the Old Town Hall must have seen in its long life time. This inspired me to write this short poem :

Old Stone 

Old stone, cold stone,

Now empty and alone stone

 

Voices and song no longer felt,

From ages past the memories melt

 

Across floors worn down by countless feet,

The heart of the building continues to beat

 

But slower now, there's no lights on,

Patiently waiting for the next song....

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The following anonymous poem was found attached to the door of the Horsham Old Town Hall on 28/03/2010 :

Problem Solved 

What shall we do with the old Town Hall

Was the Council’s urgent question;

And the chairman waited patiently

For any bright suggestion?

 

It’s not an architectural gem

Asserted their historian,

With hints of this and bits of that

But mostly late Victorian.

 

The front façade is all that’s left

Of the so called Saxon Style,

Which Abraham intended

For his less than noble pile.

 

Rebuilding or restoring

Would be a great expense

Let’s put it on the market

You must see that makes sense.

 

A restaurant would be ideal

We’ve room for yet another

They’d pay for restoration

And save us all the bother.

 

They all applauded warmly

And passed it without fuss

But wait a bit the townsfolk cried

Have you forgotten us?

 

The Town Hall’s our dear auntie,

We love her funny ways

Although a little shabby now

She has seen better days.

 

Don’t shame the dear old lady

By making her serve food,

She’d never, never live it down

And think it rather rude.

 

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